Banjos are so cool.

Rats, I'm sorry to hear your heart is hurting. And, I really miss you. My bank account hurts but life is good even though money is not. I am still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up... so many ideas, so little interest. Journalism? That ship has sailed. Hairdressing? Cons: having to stand in stilettos all day. Pros: a profession that doesn't discriminate against tattoos. Tattoo Artist? Cliché. Homeopathic Medicine? With the amount of schooling I'd have to do, I could become a "real" doctor. Artist? I wouldn't know where to begin. I started this post a few days ago but since then I have experienced a weekend of shit shows that supersede career options. I'd love to share it all with you but I am afraid it's dripping with drama and I know how much you hate that, so I won't. Conclusion: There are a lot of crazies in my life -if like attracts like then what the fuck does this say about me? I don't know. What I do know is that I'm gonna call you.

HUMPH.

HI MONKEY, SINCE I LAST WROTE YOU I HAVE FALLEN IN AND OUT OF LOVE AND MADE A MESS OF MYSELF AND I READ THAT POST I WROTE ABOUT DRAMATIC PEOPLE AND NOW FEEL I HAVE NOT THE RIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. (except maybe here a little bit)

recipe for a broken heart:

two clinically crazy people
13 year long dreams

with a dash of didn't have a fucking chance

prep time: 6 years
cook time: approx 2 1/2 months until DONE
temperature: smokin' hot and/or icy cold




PISCES HOROSCOPE:

Think back over the course of your life and identify any worthy ambitions that got irretrievably blocked or frustrated or squandered. Once you've named those lost chances, do a ritual in which you completely let go of them. As much as possible, give up all regrets. Flush the sadness. Forgive anyone who interfered. Wipe the slate clean. Only by doing this can you open the way to an opportunity that's lurking just outside your awareness. And what exactly is that opportunity? Even if I told you, you wouldn't know what I was talking about. Your ability to find it requires you to do the preliminary work of purging your remorse for missed opportunities.