CHRISTMAS IS AS CHRISTMAS DOES AND BABY, CHRISTMAS "DOES" E'REBOTTY!!!!!

These are some things I, the rat, made as gifts this year for loved ones. It is really hard to sew with little rat hands, sniff, sniff.
We have a DIY letter sweater belonging to someone with the initials RBD, a pretty dress I sort of wanted to keep. The letter sweater was made just by sewing scrap pieces (cut to shape) on to an existing sweater purchased second hand. The dress was a thrift find, I then stitched theses weird paisley designs from a second hand sweater coming out of the pockets and all over the place.

This little boy knows that when you see some goats who have obviously strayed from thier Black Metal ways, you help them out. This is a good Christmas deed.




This lady knows that when you pose for a photo with your Christmas tree in the metro you remember to pop 'yo bling, bitch.



"HAVE A PUNK ROCK XMAS" - I don't know what this means. I think it has something to do with marketing and the seemingly fool proof plan that things sell better with the words "punk rock" attached. We hang this sign every year, it makes me laugh just like punk rock. Oh, but I do have to mention that it came from a pretty bad ass clanander (typo that stays) Nardwaur put out including wicked photos by Bev Davis.

Recipe:
Oatmeal Bake
(this is super awesome, I did try to substitute the egg for banana and milk for soya milk, not nearly as delicious)

Ingredients
1 1/2 cups of quick cooking oats
1/2 a cup of brown sugar
1 tsp. of baking powder
1/2 tsp. of salt
1/4 tsp. pf cinnamon
1/4 cup of melted butter
1/2 cup of milk
1 egg
3/4 tsp. of vanilla extract
(3 apples)

Hey! Preheat your oven to 350
And lightly grease (with margerine or butter) a 13" X 9" inch pan, homie!!!Grease yo pan!

Combine all your dry stuffs in a bowl(incl.sugar). Add your melted butter and stir until smooth. Now put that in your pan, it'll be a real thing layer. Then combine your milk, egg and vanilla, mix them up and pour over the contents you've spread in your pan.

Cook at 350 for 25 to 30min.

Every time I've made this I've sliced up 3 apples, skinned and cored and placed them on the bottom of the pan before adding the oats - yummy!

HOPE YOU HAD A PUNK ROCK XMAS.