"Omigod! It's sooo amazing to see you again!! No, no...YOU look amazing - this old thing? Just an overall sense of well-being I haven't had the chance to wear anywhere lately..."
It's been more than a hot-minute, a few tepid split shifts lets say. I (Rats) re-located and plan to dazzle you with more dazzling...uh, stuff - from a new locale. Monkey still holds the original M&R HQ down, while myself and my dependents have moved to a place where...
a) the body map featured above
is making more and more sense everyday
b) you can't turn right on a red (and let me tell you - I am implying a multitude of things right there.)
c) YOU can get drunk on bevy's from the corner store
d) everyone is a rock star
e) sandwich meat is real 'spensive
But enough about me...HA HA, YEAH Right! Christmas is right around the corner. Aren't you excited? I am. I really like Christmas. I like snow and I like it when I can hear Bing Crosby on the radio even if it is the same song over and over. I like seeing couples walking in the snow together. I like the smell of alive pine in my house and I also like making gifts....you'll be hearing more about that in the near future.
For now "you stic dat een yer bumpar sticker to smoke it la"
I'm so glad you've taken me back - I will never leave you again, I swore.
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